this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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