i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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