butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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