idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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