I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
dude. I can hear the air.
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