you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
