I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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