I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
