that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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