You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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