I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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