i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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