She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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