Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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