sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I have aggressive nipples.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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