so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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