is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
