The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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