I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Two words: nipple clamps
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