What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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