Do vagina's smell?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
