me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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