his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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