Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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