Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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