so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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