i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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