You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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