What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
We're too hungover to prance.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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