Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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