Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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