I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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