I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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