who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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