At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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