Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We are two peas in an std pod
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Even my vagina gasped.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I want to fling myself into the sun
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