'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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