He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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