Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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