I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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