She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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