whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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