You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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