In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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