I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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