I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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