I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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