Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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