Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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