I cockslap morals
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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